I love piggies since I was a kid. I watched series like Tokyo Pig and Sunny Pig. They were my favorite animal characters when I was young.
Now that I'm older, whenever I see chubby, chibi characters, they somehow resemble piggies for me.
Don't squeal on your friends.
It's OK to pig out once in a while.
Pounds go on easier than they come off.
Think PIG and you'll go far.
Keep your snout out of other's people business.
Wallow in your successes.
Life is good when you're in the pink.
Remember that 1 hour in the feeding trough means 2 at the gym.
Don't be afraid to ask for seconds, or thirds, or fourths, for that matter.
Never hog the conversation, road, or covers.
A daily mudpack is the secret to eternal youth.
Wallow in mud, not self-pity.
Do a few extra curls to keep that tail looking good.
If you start to get pink, get out of the sun.
Having a little potbelly is OK.
Don't take slop from anyone.
The sty's the limit.
In business, you've got to watch your tail.
Make sure your bikini fits before you hit the beaches.
Beauty is only pigskin deep.
Always stretch your hamstrings before stretching.
Everyone loves a natural born ham.
Don't let your appetite break the bank.
Treat love like mud, wallow in it.
The best things in life aren't fat free.
Give your refrigerator a thorough cleaning at least twice a week.
Take things one meal at a time.
Always keep a little something in the piggy bank.
Bacon in the sun isn't good for you.. but it sure does feel good.
Try not to be a boar at parties.
If you can't sleep, try counting piglets.
Thanks for reading!